Lovely posts from cyber-pals

topic posted Wed, July 25, 2007 - 1:03 PM by  Sqweegle
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Recently there in my in box
waz a most curious series ov posts from a
"William"
or "Beast,"
confusin' dis pixie wit' someone on it's
"flame" list.
Theze are most funny,
an' I fear dis Beast
haz some serious issues.

"or along time I thought you were the troll face of ***... now i know it is the othe way round...

i now see you for who you really are... Not a Faerie at all... but a nasty pixie wanna be fae. out to ster the shet...

I pitty you... you seem to have bought your own lies...
deluding ONLY yourself...
Nearly anyone I Speak to seems to Know what you really are about... and none want to be your advocate...
I have been the closest thing... becasue I honor the process... but even with that in mind... i will Now support yer banishment.

but since you believe you are banished... I have to do nothing to acheive this.
I will respond to you no longer... I will be concerned for your feelns no longer. let you wallow in your self pitty.
Wb"
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  • Re: Lovely posts from cyber-pals

    Fri, July 27, 2007 - 6:51 AM
    Oh you dear dear Pixie. It must have bee terribly trol-matic.
    • Re: Lovely posts from cyber-pals

      Mon, July 30, 2007 - 10:55 AM
      This "William" or "Beast"
      has stalked and flamed me on line for several years now.
      I told him "no" years back when he came on to me at a faerie gathering,
      he was creepy, manipulative, and smelled of old cheeseburger greese.
      I don't mind weight on people, but poor attitude and hygene is a big turn-off.
      Imagine someone with the body image of Barney,
      hoggish body hair, and so morbidly overwight that no penis was visible when he strutted about nude.
      Tragedy,
      with many anger issues,
      looking for a target.
      I had to threaten legal action when he began emailing me death threats.
      Sorry, Sqweegle,
      this "Beast" has confused you with me.
      I hope he finds peace,
      but I doubt that from someone who named himself "Beast."
      His birth name is "Fink,"
      so this poor Beast has had many issues to cope with,
      sadly with poor, personal choices.
      • Re: Lovely posts from cyber-pals

        Mon, July 30, 2007 - 2:46 PM
        Az if dis could get more silly!
        Dis "William" kept sendin' me even more posts after he promised ta quit it.
        I have been cornfused wit' bein' a troll,
        but dat comes wit' tha territory.

        If he ever tries ta touch me,
        wit' hiz cheeseburger-stained hands,
        I will slap him wit' a big fish!
        • Re: Lovely posts from cyber-pals

          Mon, July 30, 2007 - 7:35 PM
          mmmmm...cheese burger grease!!!!!



          looks like he spends alot of time at the beech, sqeeg, so you could easily find a big fish to hit him wit.
          • Re: Lovely posts from cyber-pals

            Mon, July 30, 2007 - 10:13 PM
            Ov course we must consider
            that Beast LIKES
            gettin' slapped wit' a fish!
            Demented faeries
            nurse such
            unsavory vices.
            • Re: Lovely posts from cyber-pals

              Tue, July 31, 2007 - 9:29 AM
              I also received many of these "messages" from this "Beast,"
              and appreciate Sqweegle bringing this to light.
              Sunlight does make such a good antiseptic,
              and this silly "troll"
              feeds on shit
              in the dark.

              Laughter can heal,
              Laughter is the finest of pixie gifts.
              • Re: Lovely posts from cyber-pals

                Tue, July 31, 2007 - 10:03 AM
                Laughter heals best, while eating bacon.
                • Re: Lovely posts from cyber-pals

                  Tue, July 31, 2007 - 2:11 PM
                  Crispy laughter!
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                    Re: Lovely posts from cyber-pals

                    Tue, July 31, 2007 - 8:34 PM
                    Too soon from tha pan,
                    an' it burns yer lips!
                    • Re: Lovely posts from cyber-pals

                      Wed, August 1, 2007 - 8:02 AM
                      Anudder post sent ta me by dis
                      "Beast:"
                      (Please add yer own background silly-sound effect background music-somethin from a clownhouse.)

                      "Never lied to You yet...
                      your the expert on that...
                      and if I smell funny to you.. that is a bless'n

                      but the facts remain the same.

                      you can wallow in your beliefe that you are 'ban' if you like...

                      if it were up to me you might be...
                      but in all honesty... not even you (with YOUR Lies of molestation) deserves that.
                      and I have never supported it...

                      I was one of the board members who pushed to have a letter sent to you, saying you are NOT banned.
                      I have told you how to appeal...
                      don't forget that the next time you spread your visciouse lies.
                      shame on you.
                      W "


                      What iz dis
                      "Beast"
                      a board member of?
                      Why iz he tryin' ta ban pixie-kind?
                      • Re: Lovely posts from cyber-pals

                        Wed, August 1, 2007 - 9:15 PM
                        i think he might be a monkey. monkeys are evil and always looking to stir up trouble. and it is a weel known fact that they hate the farie kind. plus, they stick straws up their anus's and then lick them off. this is why i never go to the monkey house at the zoo. it is disghusting.
                        • Re: Lovely posts from cyber-pals

                          Thu, August 2, 2007 - 8:43 AM
                          It iz an honor ta see Aunt big bad wolf here in pixie paradise!
                          Our aunt iz more ov a sage oracle,
                          az exemplified in her robust tribe ov information seekers:

                          tribes.tribe.net/askauntbea
                          • Re: Lovely posts from cyber-pals

                            Fri, August 3, 2007 - 8:28 AM
                            I gots anudder secrety and privated post from our most persistant "Beast":
                            (He vowed a few posts back ta stop postin' ta me-curious!)

                            " ZZzzzZZZzzzzzZZZZZzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz*"

                            Methinks he thinks he iz a big bumbly bee!
                            Scopin' out some unfortunate flower ta suck!
                            Or a big fly-
                            off ta find a yummy -to-a-fly turd!

                            I fear he iz now a bee,
                            probably tryin' ta work a part in
                            Jerry Seinfeld's new,
                            excretable digi-bee cartoon movie.
                            • Re: Lovely posts from cyber-pals

                              Fri, August 3, 2007 - 10:07 AM
                              This "Beast" has been banned from several other chat-sites for similar boorish aggressions.
                              He can only take this so far, Sqweegle,
                              which is why he is choosing to send you these posts "privately."
                              Good show to post them here for all to see,
                              as this might encourage him to honor his promise of cessation
                              of posting to you.

                              On these matters it is sometimes prudent to step back and look at them through silly pixie glasses,
                              as this life itself provides daily reminders of the grand comedy of it all.
                              • Re: Lovely posts from cyber-pals

                                Tue, August 7, 2007 - 7:56 AM
                                Dis "Beast jus' keeps postin' me more new posts!
                                Now he simply posted me a:

                                "Yawn..... "

                                I think he likes sendin' theze posts
                                az he fingers hiz hole
                                where tha balls should be.
                                Maybe after a meal ov cheeseburgers,
                                he iz jus' sleepy.

                                Goodnight, Beast!
                                • Re: Lovely posts from cyber-pals

                                  Mon, August 27, 2007 - 9:13 AM
                                  Sadly, Beast is back to flaming me at another tribe.
                                  Here is one telling emai that he sent me a few years back.
                                  Context: he wanted me to "take a stand" for him in another flame war that he was in about his nearly non-existant penis:

                                  " when i read "I Hate you" and "i hope your (tiny) Dick
                                  shrivles into a vagina" and NO ONE says A THING on the
                                  same list where it happens.
                                  I am Real Sorry I 'Assumed' WRONGLY that Everyone must
                                  Agree with him, that I DESERVE IT.
                                  Pardon me for having the mistaken Idea that NO ONE Has
                                  the BALLS to Speak up on My behalf.
                                  One line that mentions me ... was a real Boost to my
                                  moral. but Hey ... I Know... whatever I am Feeling is
                                  None of your concern... I must have been thinking of
                                  another Subject/Subject church....

                                  I would have stood up for you... or Paradox or any
                                  other faggot being Hailed with "FUCK YOU" or "I hate
                                  YOU" etc... but again.. THAT IS ME... and NOT YOU...
                                  or ANYone else i know...
                                  excuse me.

                                  Damn! Why do I always get to be the bad guy No MATTER
                                  what I Try to do? Fuck Shit DAMN!
                                  think I will become a Nasty fucken Bitch too! it is
                                  WAY Easier than TRYING... or DEFENDING ANYONE. or
                                  Creating ANYTHING. i thought we were Allies... "
  • Re: Lovely posts from cyber-pals

    Mon, August 27, 2007 - 4:30 PM
    In defense of monkeys and people named "Beast," I would like to say that Hanuman ( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanuman ) is in many ways like unto a pixie. Smart, magical, mischievous, and wise. I am quite fond of Hanuman.

    Also, I have a friend who is nicknamed Beast. He is not at all like this Williambeast, however. His name is Robert. He is large and bearded, but adorable, sweet, and huggable. In short, a real treasure.

    So please don't make assumptions about monkeys or beasties based on the behavior of this one lost and wandering trollwannabeWilliambeast. Instead, just hope he finds himself a magical object or person to break his unfortunate enchantment!

    Hugs,
    SW :)

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