• Sqwe...

  

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  Re: Wheres ares youz, Flossy'sez?!!!!!

  Sun, April 13, 2008 - 6:52 AM

  Flossy posted in hiz tribe
  he started a new
  job
  in tha flesh world.
  Flossy haz ta get up
  at three each mornin',
  take tha long subway ride
  to tha Ballard locks,
  an' chase away pods ov sea-lions,
  dat gots tha munchiez
  fer salmon
  on tha fin.
  
  Of course
  Flossy haz
  a special costume
  fer dis.

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• • Humm...

    

    5

    Re: Wheres ares youz, Flossy'sez?!!!!!

    Sun, April 13, 2008 - 7:03 AM

    salmon locs and bagels?

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  • • Sqwe...

      

      94

      Re: Wheres ares youz, Flossy'sez?!!!!!

      Sun, April 13, 2008 - 7:35 AM

      Tha Ballard Locks
      are a fancy seriez ov fish laders
      in northwest Seattle,
      fer fish ta leap
      from Puget Sound
      so dey can spawn sloppy, snuff sex far inland,
      in tha drinkin' waters
      ov finer Seattle.
      
      That's what gives
      Seattle's drinkin' water
      dat special
      "umph."

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    • • Humm...

        

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        Re: Wheres ares youz, Flossy'sez?!!!!!

        Sun, April 13, 2008 - 7:56 AM

        Does the Ballard Locks fish ladder have a ramp for disabled salmon?

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      • • Sqwe...

          

          94

          Re: Wheres ares youz, Flossy'sez?!!!!!

          Sun, April 13, 2008 - 8:02 AM

          Not yet,
          but some right-wing wing-nuts
          want ta erect a border fence
          at tha fish ladders
          ta keep illegal foreign fish
          from sprayin' der spooge
          in tha "headwaters"
          ov which Seattle drinks.

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            Re: Wheres ares youz, Flossy'sez?!!!!!

            Sun, April 13, 2008 - 10:03 AM

            does salmon sperm taste like caviar, or just the eggs?

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          • • Sqwe...

              

              94

              Re: Wheres ares youz, Flossy'sez?!!!!!

              Sun, April 13, 2008 - 6:46 PM

              I bet
              a blowfish
              would know.

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            • • Flossy

                

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                Re: Wheres ares youz, Flossy'sez?!!!!!

                Sat, April 26, 2008 - 3:14 PM

                I attack Sea Lions with hammers and joggle the eyeballs up my anus to massage the ol prostate while I burble through crying jags and off kilter filk songs...hey, it's a living.

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                  Sqwe...

                  

                  94

                  Re: Wheres ares youz, Flossy'sez?!!!!!

                  Sun, April 27, 2008 - 7:13 AM

                  Sounds like
                  yer work commute
                  iz a killer.
                  
                  Feed tha car more gas.
                  Now our cars eat better than we do.
                  MORE CORN
                  FER THA
                  CARS!!!

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