Subject: Fire Engine
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> A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
> The girl was wearing a firefighters helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
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> The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. That sure is a nice fire truck, the firefighter said with admiration.
> 'Thanks,' the girl replied.
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> The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
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> 'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.'
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> The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'
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