INTERNATIONAL RESPECT FOR CHICKENS DAY!!!!!
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do you have any big plans sqweegle? getting something special for your chickens? i'm getting mine all heads of organic lettuce. they love that.
news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Mo...433c28e51b2
do you have any big plans sqweegle? getting something special for your chickens? i'm getting mine all heads of organic lettuce. they love that.
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Re: DON'T FORGET THAT MAY FOURTH IS......
Thu, May 1, 2008 - 7:08 AMWow.
Thank, ya,
Thank, ya,
Aunt Bea.
Yer totally fabulous! -
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Re: DON'T FORGET THAT MAY FOURTH IS......
Thu, May 1, 2008 - 6:48 PMMy brother thinks he’s a chicken, we don’t talk him out of it because we need the eggs.
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Mon, May 5, 2008 - 3:35 AMOooh, I missed it. I gave them some spaghetti noodles this morning though. They seemed to be having a blast. -
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Re: DON'T FORGET THAT MAY FOURTH IS......
Mon, May 5, 2008 - 6:34 AMWell, I took 15 adventurous chickens
ta a lovely sock-puppet theater.
Tha sock movements at first got
tha chickens attention.
but they soon got bored,
an' started peckin'
at odd scraps ov concessioneriez
scattered upon tha floor.
All waz well
till Rod tha Rooster started
peckin' atta ladiez
toenail polished toes.
Dis waz durin' a love scene
between sock-puppets.
tha pecked toe lady screamed-
which scared tha chickens,
who started flappin' an' squawkin',
an' somebody yelled
"Weasels are loose in the theater!"
Panic. -
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Re: DON'T FORGET THAT MAY FOURTH IS......
Thu, May 8, 2008 - 4:04 PMGeeze, I hope there was no collateral chicken damage!! -
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Re: DON'T FORGET THAT MAY FOURTH IS......
Fri, May 9, 2008 - 1:30 PM
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Re: DON'T FORGET THAT MAY FOURTH IS......
Sat, May 10, 2008 - 8:12 PMOn May 4th, 1970, four college students were shot to death by the Ohio National Guard on the campus of Kent State University, for the crime of exercising their 1st Amendment right of Free Speech.
The penatly for the felony of free speech is death. -
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Re: DON'T FORGET THAT MAY FOURTH IS......
Sun, May 11, 2008 - 4:20 PMAn' we are left wit'
an anthem from that age
which dey can never use
ta sell cars. -
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Re: DON'T FORGET THAT MAY FOURTH IS......
Sun, May 11, 2008 - 4:22 PMSatan's first
unsubbin' anniversary
should be a
tribe holiday. -
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Re: DON'T FORGET THAT MAY FOURTH IS......
Sun, May 11, 2008 - 7:41 PMyou know, i still miss that goody guru guy.
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Re: DON'T FORGET THAT MAY FOURTH IS......
Sun, May 11, 2008 - 7:48 PMYeah, I'm thankful that man exists also.
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Re: DON'T FORGET THAT MAY FOURTH IS......
Mon, May 12, 2008 - 5:40 PM"An' we are left wit'
an anthem from that age
which dey can never use
ta sell cars."
Don't be so sure. They already use other rebellion anthems to sell blue jeans and cell phones. Imagine, "Fortunate Son" used to sell designer blue jeans.
Rush Limbaugh uses the Pretender's protest song about the ugly development of Ohio's countryside as the theme song for his radio hate program on AM talk radio.
People are stupid. "Born in the USA" became a jingoistic party anthem for a generation of frat boys, who were seemingly unaware that it was a protest song written by Steve Earle - a total anti-frat boy, working class white trash rebel if there ever was one. The song is a protest about the plight of working class kids who were sent off to fight in Vietnam. I guess the rich spoiled little frat boys never actually understood what Bruce Springsteen was mumbling when he sang that Steve Earle song, other than the chorus "born in the USA."
whatever. -
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Re: DON'T FORGET THAT MAY FOURTH IS......
Mon, May 12, 2008 - 10:58 PMno more than they understood the words to louie louie when it was a frat anthem back in the sixties. (man am i old or what?) -
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Re: DON'T FORGET THAT MAY FOURTH IS......
Tue, May 13, 2008 - 5:48 AMWhy, that song has hidden satanic messages! And it compels youngsters to fornicate. I do not allow it to be played at any of the youth socials or after school programs at my church. -
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Re: DON'T FORGET THAT MAY FOURTH IS......
Tue, May 13, 2008 - 6:00 AMRev. I have a theological question about that guy, satan. Assuming that satan's main opponet, God is the most powerful being in the universe why des he not just smite satan out of existance? Is satan equally powerful? Does God need satan perhaps as his straight man? WIll I go to hell for asking? -
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Re: DON'T FORGET THAT MAY FOURTH IS......
Tue, May 13, 2008 - 7:54 AMBetter yet,
while yer here,
ya can also ask
a chicken or a fruit bat
'bout THEIR God.
Now
that would
learn ya.
Chicken Satan
iz az scary az Mother Kali;
a divine deep-fryer dancin'
upon a kingdom ov skulls.
Fruit-bat Jesus
iz rather sweet. -
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Re: DON'T FORGET THAT MAY FOURTH IS......
Tue, May 13, 2008 - 8:37 AMI saw fruit bat Jesus in the Mission. He asked me fore a quarter.
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Tue, May 13, 2008 - 2:57 PMGod is to Satan as Microsoft is to Apple.
One is more powerful, but the other is more crafty and swift on its feet.
Try as Microsoft/God might, they cannot simply smite Apple/Satan out of existance.
All any of them can do is battle for your business/soul. -
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Re: DON'T FORGET THAT MAY FOURTH IS......
Tue, May 13, 2008 - 7:29 PMI can't believe such a good reverend could get it so wrong!
A very inept analogy. Satan or the Devil is just the leftover energy
that got away to do its dirty dealings after each stage of God's creation. -
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Re: DON'T FORGET THAT MAY FOURTH IS......
Tue, May 13, 2008 - 7:35 PMYou are both wrong.
Satan is just a party, waiting to happen and God is a giant pasta shaped being in Pennsyletucky -
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Re: DON'T FORGET THAT MAY FOURTH IS......
Fri, May 16, 2008 - 8:56 AMTha birth ov
Tha birth ov
Fruit Bat Jesuz
waz fortold
by tha three wize hens,
who came from afare bearin'
gifts ov
bugs, grapes, an mangos.
Fruit Bat Jesuz waz never martyred,
an' still lives in hiz cave,
an' flies tha heavens
at night. -
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Re: DON'T FORGET THAT MAY FOURTH IS......
Sun, May 25, 2008 - 5:34 PMIs that how it is
I had a feelin'
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